Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Painting With Papa

 It all started out as normal water-color painting normally does - paint and paper.  But, somehow the ball got rolling with Evie.  I don't know if it was accidental or on purpose, but it was funny and fun!
 Papa painted a moustache on Gracie.
 Gracie with her moustache and getting ready to put one on Papa.
Applying a unilateral moustache on Papa.
 
 Still painting, Papa's such a good sport.
 Somewhere along the line, it turned into "Let's be Indians and put on our war paint!"  This is Gracie's war paint face courtesy of Papa.
 Papa's war paint face courtesy of Gracie - notice it is on his eyelids like eyeshadow. Ha!
Then they had to go admire their work in the mirror. The paint wiped off easily and Papa said that was a fun activity.  We'll have to paint again!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Day of Shopping

Shopping for me is a very therapeutic event.  I love to go and find fun and cute things for the house, girls, or myself.  Oh and sometimes Hoff. Hehe. My favorite store in the whole wide world is Target.  That place is the devil I tell you but man do I love to shop there.  I even have their credit card which, with every use you get 5% off!  It's a beautiful thing....shopping.  That is until you add two munchkins into the mix.  I wanted to tell you guys a story of a random shopping trip, that happened to happen today. 
Well, we never can seem to get out of our house until after 10.  By then, we'll  be eating lunch by the time we get to Omaha and I briefly thought about packing a lunch for us all (pbj's), but quickly sushed that idea as I was doing the dishes and trying to get girls ready.  Good God!  Look at me!?  I really should take a shower, but both girls are awake, Gracie knows how to open the sliding glass door, food is being eaten - don't want a choking disaster, so, I will go as the scurvy looking mom.  Toss that hair into a bun, throw on a little makeup so I don't look THAT bad, comfy clothes - lots of lifting and wha-la; I'm  ready!  Lets not forget any essentials - diapers, extra set of clothes(for pee accidents), milk, pacifier, toys to play with, my phone.  Ok, I think we can leave now.
First stop, Old Navy.  Darn you oldnavy.com for not having the capri's in the colors or sizes that I need.  Delivery right to my doorstop is such a luxury!  Parking space, parking space - not one to be had near the store entrance.  They were all taken up by the 20 yr old who only has to carry her purse into the store.  Thank you - I'll go park over in the north 40 parking lot, get the stroller out, get my purse, and grab both girls and walk two blocks to my only destination at this mall.  The only bright side of the trip is that they totally had all sizes and colors of capris that I WANTED!  That NEVER happens!   As I am picking capris, shorts, and shirts out for the girls, Gracie had noticed a huge gumball machine of bouncy balls. "I want one Mom.  Get some money" was said over 50 times.  I told her over 100 times, "No!  Get over here! A mean man is going to get you!"  She would grab frilly skirts put them up to herself and do a little dance with them saying "Look at this Mom!"  Gracie was born with a natural shopping instinct.  She will grab clothes off hooks and say things like, "this is cute",  "look at this", "we have to buy this", "don't you like it?". She's a hoot!  Meanwhile,  Evie in the stroller is getting angry that Gracie gets to run around and wants out. Here's were a secret weapon comes in....the pacifier! Shut her up - kinda. Here - play with this shirt.  Let's take a brief look at the clearance  section and we are out of here!  Back to the car - stroller loaded, girls loaded, ON bag of goodies loaded. Start the car and then it happened, "Mom, I have to need to go potty!"  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  "Why didn't you tell me in the store?"  "I don't know". Well, I wasn't going to stop anywhere else at this mall, but Baby Gap has a better bathroom than Walmart (next and final stop).  So, once again park in north 40, process repeat minus stroller - this was a quick in( not really), out, and look around.
Got to the car, 11:48.  We better get something to eat. "Gracie. What do you want  to eat?"  "I want hotdogs, french fries, and chicken nuggets" Ok. Runza it is.  I really would like to feed these girls healthier meals on the go, but sit down style dining establishments and two hyper kids who would rather run around than eat don't mix and  I don't get to eat (previous Panera experience).  Drive thru food is SOOO mommy friendly cause both kids eat strapped in their seats! Of course, Evie fell asleep on the drive over and we ate our Runza in the Walmart parking lot.  Gracie was supposed to share her corndogs with Evie and she ate all of them.  Evie gets a meal of FF. Hope she enjoys - maybe we can find something else in Walmart.  Evie had to eat while we shopped - 30 minutes in the car was long enough!
Wipe off the cart - yucky people shop here.  I hate shopping at Walmart. Makes me feel welfarish - although we fit right into the surroundings today! (I have to limit my trips to Target - I spend too much money there) Get Yogi the Bear DVD - one of our items on my mental shopping list. Looked up Nebraska Furniture Mart price before I left home - $11.99!  Out to garden area - browsing and getting more excited for spring! Next, hair aisle - we are always loosing barrets. Barretts. Check. Let's move on. "Mom. Look!"  A princess crown/headband. Ok, all yours are broke so get 2 so there no fighting! Ok, let's go. "Mom!" Gracie had found a small tote full of hairpieces for little girls. "I'm not buying that Gracie." She ignores me and walks right along holding it. "Gracie! I'm not buying that!" Now the waterworks starts leaking. Oh, the drama. "Pick which one do you want crown or tote?" Crying, crying, crying. At least she wasn't wailing.  "You made Gracie sad and mad.  You made Gracie cry."  I gotta teach her not to speak in 3rd person - hate that.  Her little sad face and comment made me break down, "Fine."  Instant smile face - she know how to work the system - tricky little stinker.  I did put the strikedown, though, on $1 sand toys - YES! VICTORY!
We continued with our shopping - Evie ate her FF sitting in the top part of the cart, Gracie followed loosely behind us about 8 ft stopping every few steps  to check something out, which then I had to stop and yell at her, "Come on Gracie! I'm leaving. Someone is going to get you and you'll never see Mommy and Daddy, and Evie ever again and you will cry!" Little extreme maybe, but  you never know!  We are getting near the end! Cereal aisle ... hummm...I think I have a coupon for some of these.  Stop, bust out the coupons, start looking them over and "Mom! I have to need to go potty; I'm gonna pee my pants!"  as she's holding her crotch running  up and down the aisle. OMG.  If someone would have taken a picture of my face it would not have looked  very pretty. "Let's go. Come on!" I take off quickly walking cause my goodness, she was about to pee her pants (although she says this often - I don't think its true). What's she doing?  Lollygagging along just as she did before, checking everything out.  "Come on Gracie! You better not pee your pants!"  We were walking down the main aisle to the front of the store - taking up the whole thing - I was in the right lane, Gracie in the wrong/left lane.  A younger lady on a scooter was coming up the aisle (left lane) heading straight for Gracie.  I tell her and motion, "Gracie - get over here".  She ignores me and couple seconds later looks up and sees this lady coming at her. She takes a stance, puts on a surprise face, and yells, "AHHHHHH" like the lady was going to run her over and then just moves out of the way.  Now, that was some funny shit; hope that lady didn't get mad cause all I could do was just laugh.
Bathrooms are my worst nightmare when we are out shopping, unless it is Target, cause they have family bathrooms that I can wheel my cart right into and Evie can stay sitting.  Stop outside the bathrooms; take all valuables; remind everyone "Don't touch ANYTHING!"; line toilet seat with toilet paper; yell at Evie for touching EVERYTHING and then Gracie for touching EVERYTHING and opening the door while I was going to the bathroom; lets all wash our hands - Evie first; sit her on the sink so she don't run away while I was Gracie's; re-wash Evie hands she was playing in the sink. Ok, I think we're done.  That only took us 10 minutes or so. 
Back to cereal aisle. Return to checking out my coupons - none for Frosted Flakes - of course. That always happens - I have coupons for cereals I don't need. Anyways, you usually have to buy 3 boxes to get 30 cents off - what's the point.
Moving on and quickly. Finally getting towards the front of the store again. Produce aisle.  Gracie does NOT listen to me telling her to "Quit THAT!"  as she puts various fruits and vegetables (3  times) on her mouth and pretends to eat them.  I keep my head down so I don't have to see the disapproving looks on all the skodes faces. Let's get outta here - Oh shit!  I forgot the girls are out of soap.  Let's walk alllll the way back across the width of Walmart  to get soap. Last thing - almost done.  Have to yell at Gracie a couple times to "Keep up!"  Striked down the pleading for the $1 sandtoys AGAIN!  We made it! The check out lines!
I am pretty good at picking the person who is the slowest, even though I think they will be the quickest. But, I did good today.  I start putting our stuff on the conveyor  belt and Gracie hops up on the side of the cart to get something out to help. I didn't exactly see what happened, but Gracie ended up falling on the floor - throwing the glass cleaner across the floor as she fell.  The lazy son-of-a-b***h man waiting for his wife to check out ahead of us pretended not to see the glass cleaner land by him and didn't offer any sort of helping hand. Thanks.  I'm running to pick that up, while looking back at poor Gracie, who's inital shock face quickly turned into out-loud crying. She hurt her butt.  I pick her up and hug her as she crys and still try to throw crap on the conveyor belt. There are people lining up behind us. Now, Evie's concerned that Gracie is crying, but she is more concerned that I am holding Gracie and not her and she starts reaching for me and standing up in the seat part of the cart.  I can't  do everything.  I have to tell her "No. Sit down Evie" as I push her to sit back down.  Had no one saw me do this - they would've thought I beat the shit out of her cause she started crying very loudly - well not at first - it was a cry where the first 5 seconds were silent. You know that cry. Now both girls are crying. I do not make eye contact with anyone except the cashier - people must think I'm crazy for bring kids shopping  and I'm sure are annoyed with all the crying.  Put coats and hats on; paid; loaded bags in cart and out the door. *Sigh* 
Put the girls in their car seats, pack groceries in, and off we head for home. As I was driving, I remembered I forgot to have them price match Yogi Bear with NFM - garsh darnit.  I did use a few coupons, though. Once there, bring both sleeping girls in and sneakily take off coats,  hats, shoes, and re apply new diapers without waking them up.  Bring in groceries and put away cold items.  Go back out and clean out the car, then finish putting stuff away.  The trip is done.  Couple hours to myself while they nap, then time to make supper.  Probably won't clean up til the morning - shopping trips are exhausting! We are waiting for Hoff to get home to watch Yogi Bear.  So.  Who wants to go shopping with me? Hahahahahaha.

Spring is Here 2011

 Oh, I forget what these are called, but I really like them.  Spring is started to show itself around our house and I'm loving it!
 The girls got to take their Escalade out for a cruise the other day, when the weather was so nice. Both girls had huge smiles on their faces and rode that baby all over the yard.  Gracie, of course, was the driver, who had trouble getting the concept that you have to steer. And Evie was ever so delightful sitting shotgun.  She did her shotgun duties and found music that they could jam to - both girls were dancing and driving! They are going to be nightmare teenage drivers! Yikes!

 My pretty crocus' that I planted around the trees.  I just bought a variety pack of yellow, white, and purple and have mostly yellow, some white, and like 3 purple ones. Bummer - woulda liked more purple. Oh well, the yellows pretty!
 Had to throw this picture in here.  Nice enough the other day to hang clothes out on the line and  here was Gracie's idea of what the clothes pins were for! Ha!  That is another project I would like to do this summer - install a clothes line.  I like to hang them for some reason and its very green! :)
 The leaves are budding on our sunset maple - hopefully that tree grows a little this year.  We've had it for almost 4 yrs and no growth.
These are my blue bells in the front of the house - I love their color!
These are my Hyacinth.  I love their purple color and they have the greatest smell. That's why I put them next to the sliding glass door step so that when I sit and soak in the spring sun, I can smell my flowers.
So, I took up Mom's idea of planting new bulbs every fall.  Last fall, I grabbed a bag of 50 red tulips!  I cussed my self up this way and that for having bought so many, as they are not the easiest thing to plant.  But now look at all my pretty maids in a row.  I am going to enjoy them when they bloom - that  was my motivation to get them all planted last fall.  Tulips seem to last the longest out of all the spring blooms, but this fall I think I want to plant some daffodils and maybe not so many this time. :)

Heaven Is For Real

So, I heard about this book on Facebook as I peered over friends conversations and it sparked an interest in me, but then I forgot about it.  Then he and his family were on the today show and so I looked it up on google books.  Did you know there was such  a thing - like google images, google shopping, etc., there is a google books that will allow you to preview a book!  I got  to read 4 chapters of this book in  google books. Then  I visited the website (http://www.heavenisforreal.net/), and read three more chapters - of course out of order. I just ordered it from barnes and noble online to finish the in betweens. Anyways, this story is about a little boy, almost 4 yrs old, who experiences heaven. They live in Imperial, NE and his father is a pastor there.  He describes things that he saw in  heaven and it is so amazing and uplifting. So, you're gonna have to check it out! At least, google book it!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Window Markers

I found these at Walmart and thought they'd be fun to try out! It was fun coloring on windows! The girls really enjoyed making a mess of stuff. It did come off pretty easy with a wet paper towel but it did have a warning about using them in places with humidity. So, guess this will be a winter activity.

Baby Chicks!

For a field trip, we went to go see the baby chicks at Orschlen's. They were very cute and made me want to buy some, but I'm afraid they wouldn't last long at our house.  They made it very clear "DO NOT PICK UP THE CHICKS!"  I followed the rules for awhile and then gave in.  I picked up 3 chicks total to let the girls pet. I called that quits when Evie about ripped the head off the last one I picked up! Had to pry her hands off the poor things head - whoops!

This Girl Cracks Me Up!

Look at this chick! She's got my old 80's broken Barbie sunglasses on with her Mardi Gra beads (that she earned - respectively!)
Looking good Evie!
Poor child woke up with this crazy hair one morning - it made my day and I laughed and laughed about it.  We call crazy morning hair a "lion head".
Oh! Poor baby! Your punishment is to stay in the refrigerator! I feel sorry for Evie's future children.
Having a good ole time on my bus! I'm bustin out new dance moves all the time; I repeat everything I hear; the most common thing I say is "NO!"; still love computers and techy gadgets; I'm a tattle tale; I climb on everything - mostly kitchen chairs; love my Kit Kit (stuffed kitty) and my babies!; I try my hardest to keep up with Gracie, my favorite pastime is reading books; I like to carry my shoes all over the house; I wish I could be naked at all times - hate getting dressed! and I give/make so many funny faces! I'm a blast to have around and I am a really good little girl!

Happy 1st Birthday Piper!

Gracie eating the first of her 5 or 6 cupcakes.  Piper had about 6 different favors of cupcakes in Elmo or Cookie Monster.
Evie eating her Cookie Monster cupcake. She liked Pipers M&M's the best! Her favorite candy!
Gracie and Andrew playing with cookie monster bean bag toss and Sesame Street playhouses.
Grandpa Hofmeister brought balloons and they were the life of the party.
Piper digging into her Birthday cake.
Evie - "Piper. This is an awesome party and you got so many nice presents! I'll have to come play with you  sometime."
Happy Birthday Piper! You had such a nice birthday party! Can't believe you are 1 already! We had a great time at your party!

Gracie's First Movie - Rango.

Thought we'd take Gracie to her first theater movie on Friday, March 11th. Thought she might like Rango since she is a bug/lizard/frog/snake junkie. We were there 20 minutes early and she kept saying, "Here it comes!" and "Look. There's a robot!" (there was a robot doing the normal movie stuff - shut your cell phone off, be quiet, etc.) The movie was long 1 hr 47min and geared more for older kids. She was interested in the beginning and end and struggled a little during the middle of the middle (kept wanting to get up and had 2 potty breaks)
Here's Gracie sitting in her chair between Hoff and I.  We had  to help hold her chair down - she was too light and it kept folding her up in it. Ha!
Picking out the popcorn and goodies and showing me her ticket. Probably won't go back unless it's a good Disney movie and maybe  a shorter film. But, we all had fun and enjoyed watching Gracie's reactions.